It’s a Sad, Sad Day

by Mondo on December 30, 2009

It’s a sad, sad day, folks.  Wait…where is that box of tissues?  Found it…now, I’m ready.

Last night I realized one of my cookies isn’t stellar.  I didn’t think it was possible, but I was so wrong.

The invitation read: Party!  Fun, Food and Drink!  Well, there’s just one thing missing from that scenario-Mondo’s Morsels!  I started cracking eggs.  When I was finished I’d baked 7 different types of cookies, including the Coffee Toffee.  It’s an unpopular cookie, but I thought it was due to the fact that not that many people had tried it.  Wrong again.

I got to the party and like that-the cookies started disappearing!  I expected nothing less.  Like I said before, “It’s what I do.”

Um…but here’s the disturbing twist.  At the end of the night, there was a bunch of them still on the dessert table.  What?  You’ve got to be kidding me?  Nope, there was nothing left, except for the Coffee Toffee and my tears.

Farewell, old friend.  Apparently, you won’t be missed.

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